Welcome, fellow sufferers of the dreaded artist block! If you've ever found yourself staring blankly at a canvas, your mind as barren as the Sahara Desert, fret not, for you are not alone. Join me on this hilarious journey as we navigate through the treacherous waters of creative constipation.

Picture this: you're in your studio, armed with a paintbrush, ready to conquer the world with your artistic brilliance. But alas, inspiration has decided to take a vacation without consulting you first. Your muse is probably sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere, leaving you stranded in a desert of uninspired thoughts.

But fear not, my friends, for in the midst of this artistic apocalypse lies a treasure trove of comedic gold. Let's explore some of the absurdities that come with artist block:

1. The Stare Down: You and your blank canvas engage in an intense staring contest, each daring the other to make the first move. Spoiler alert: the canvas always wins.

2. The Procrastination Olympics: Suddenly, cleaning your entire house or organizing your sock drawer becomes the most urgent task on your to-do list. Anything to avoid facing the dreaded blank page.

3. The "Eureka" Moment: You finally have a stroke of genius! You rush to your workspace, brimming with excitement, only to realize that your brilliant idea is just a slightly altered version of something you saw on Pinterest three years ago.

4. The Existential Crisis: Who am I? What is art? Why did I ever think I could be creative? These are just a few of the existential questions that plague your mind as you grapple with the futility of your artistic endeavors.

5. The Desperate Measures: You resort to bizarre rituals and superstitions in a last-ditch attempt to summon the muse. Sacrificing a goat under the full moon? Sure, why not? At this point, you're willing to try anything.

But fear not, dear readers, for there is light at the end of the tunnel (or at least a dimly lit exit sign). Embracing artist block as a comedic spectacle rather than a creative catastrophe can be surprisingly liberating. After all, laughter is the best medicine, even for a case of creative constipation.

I’ve found that giving yourself limitations can help banish the creative block blues. To combat one of my blocks,

1. I set myself the challenge of using one composition/design,

2. Decided on the size.

3. Worked on 5 pieces.

4. Chose a dominate color for each one.

5. Dove into each piece with total abandon. No expectations.

Working in a series is an adventure filled with twists, turns, and the occasional existential crisis. Embrace the chaos, revel in the repetition, and remember: art is not just about the destination, but the hilariously absurd journey along the way.

So, the next time you find yourself grappling with artist block, remember to laugh in the face of adversity. Who knows, maybe your next masterpiece will be an ode to the absurdity of the creative process itself. And if all else fails, there's always finger painting.

In conclusion, dear readers, setting limits for your art doesn't have to be a soul-crushing exercise in self-restraint. Embrace the absurdity, revel in the chaos, and remember: the only limit to your creativity is your imagination (and possibly your supply of paintbrushes). Now, go forth and create with reckless abandon. The world is your canvas, and the possibilities are endless—or at least until your paint runs out.